Sunday, 20 February 2011

Most Eighties Music was Shite

I was a teenager in the eighties.  Most of the music was utter shite.  Which is why I don't understand radio stations featuring eighties nights or those that are dedicated entirely to eighties music.  It was SHIT.

TOTPS used to make be squirm around 83/84.  That was the point at which I retired to my bedroom and started listening to Dinah Washington.

Some Shit Eighties Bands/Musicians
  • Spandau Ballet:  Mihst all crucking fighty
  • Kajagoogoo:  Christ on a bike
  • Wham:  So shit they were almost brillant
  • Bananarama:  What a bunch of slappers and each of them with the same singing talent as Dido, i.e. none
  • Culture Club: Culture Shite
  • Phil Collins:  Please die, please just f*cking die
  • Simple Minds: Simply shit
  • Tears for Fears: "Everyone wants you to run off a cliff"
  • U2:  These wankers are still bleating on even now
  • Johnny Hates Living in a Wet Box: a compilation of impossibly crappy bands that I have had to merge into a single dung heap

ABC were fecking brilliant though.






9 comments:

  1. I was a metal head back then. Best part about that was you'd never hear any metal on the radio, so the 'normal people' didn't make it the same as all the popular crap.

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  2. Glad to see those intolerable fuckboxes U2 are on the list , that little turd Bono inspires levels of rage not felt since the last Big Brother

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  3. sorry Phen, ABC were atrocious. Almost as bad as Kajafuckingoogoo.

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  4. I hate U2 as much as I hate the Royal family, the BNP, the EDL and peas. Bono - he's got a face you'd never tire of slapping.

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  5. the Royal Family and peas, ha ha ha , you demented individual. Next time we meet I suggest a drunken rant on how to best and most painfully to dismember Bob Geldof. You on ?

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  6. just read that back , Im going to get a bollocking on grammar now, arent I ??????

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  8. Removed previous post because of serious spelling issues but yes Bob Geldof is a sanctimonious TWAT. These people get right on my nerves - "Make Poverty History" and all that shite? Have a fucking whip round in the green room and leave us alone would ya.

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  9. some people need to take a look a the world through reality-tinted glasses once in a while.....

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