Things I Never get Round to Because I can't be Arsed

Someone Sitting on Their Arse

Clean all the tut out of my handbag, including the Allen keys and the pair of pliers I cart around "in case".

 

Tell HSBC to sod off.

 

Update my CV, get a better job and stop bloody moaning.

 

Throw away all the shower gel bottles in the bathroom that have a dribble of liquid left in the bottom.

 

Throw away all the shampoo bottles in the bathroom that have a dribble of liquid left in the bottom.

 

Dispose of the unmatched single sock mountain in my sock drawer.

 

Clean the car and instantly improve fuel consumption by 30%.

 

De-frag the hard drive so it stops going "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

 

Unfluff the filter on the hairdrier so it stops cutting out when I've only done the left side of me head.  People must think my hairdresser is a cyclops.

Clean under the microwave.

Cleaning in general.

Chuck out my school blazer which is STILL too big for me.