10 Things My Father Taught Me

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1. You can change gear without using the clutch.
2. Bluthners are the best pianos in the world.
3. You can file your nails with a box of Swan Vestas.
4. Where the dipstick is.
5. The art of good soda bread.
6. How to sand stuff down using "wet and dry".
7. Putting a crease into a pair of trousers with a sheet of brown paper and a hot iron (soap optional).
8. How to pour beer so you get a decent head on it.
9. When applying emulsion paint remember you are supposed to be "putting it on - not bloody scraping it off".
10. Dignity.